May 2012
When I start following a really good blog
And then they follow back
Zombisexual: Zombie apocalypse coming soon →
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale…
Out of curiosity, does the dashboard ever end? →
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People I follow: Sex appeal of Gods.
Me: Sex appeal of a rock. No a pebble....
Watchshavingryansprivates:
1 in 10 household items are gay
Why I use social networks
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
Using Internet Explorer.
theepichumor:
Don’t Click!!!
It's really hard for kids to accept the idea of...
The four year-old I'm babysitting: I'll be Mommy and you be Daddy
Me: Why don't we both be Mommy, then they can have two
Four year-old: Okay
The world: OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS CHILD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
whatever happened to drake bell?
nevermind
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
Do you ever see something, stare at it for a while, scroll past it, change your mind, scroll back up to it and reblog it?
This is how I do homework →
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